No! Polo – The Sound of Every Bad Shot
You know the feeling — perfect setup, smooth backswing, solid contact… and then… NOOOO! The ball slices into the trees, dunks in the water, or somehow finds the one bunker on the course.
The No! Polo is for those moments when golf humbles you (again) but at least lets you look good while screaming at the sky. Lightweight, breathable, and stretchy enough to handle every angry follow-through, it’s basically therapy — in polo form.
Why You’ll Love It:
Moisture-Wicking Performance – Keeps you cool while you melt down on the back nine.
Four-Way Stretch – Built for angry club twirls, helicopter tosses, and half-hearted practice swings.
Wrinkle-Resistant – Because your style should never suffer, even when your scorecard does.
Mood Translator – One word, two letters: everyone on the course knows what you’re feeling.
Perfect for days when your swing abandons you but your sense of humor doesn’t.
Where Polo – Because That Ball is LONG Gone
You striped it right down the fairway… or so you thought. Ten minutes, three cart circles, and two arguments later, you’re standing there muttering the same thing every golfer says: “Where?!”
The Where Polo is for those mystery shots that disappear faster than your last Pro V1. It’s light, it’s breathable, and it stretches just enough for the aggressive “pointing and blaming” routine when your buddy swears it “landed right here.”
Why It’s a Must-Have:
Find-Ball-Friendly Fabric – Moisture-wicking and cool, even during a back-nine search party.
Flexible Performance – Four-way stretch to handle bending, crawling, and bush-whacking while pretending you’re “just taking a drop.”
Wrinkle-Resistant – Because you may look lost, but you won’t look sloppy.
Conversation Starter – Every golfer knows the struggle. Expect plenty of nods, laughs, and maybe even a tip on how to keep it in the fairway.
Perfect for the golfer who spends more time in the rough than the fairway but still believes, deep down, that the next shot will be perfect.
Why Polo – Asking the Real Questions
Why did you slice it again? Why did you three-putt from six feet? Why are you still playing this game when it clearly hates you? We don’t have the answers, but we do have the Why Polo — the perfect shirt for when your round turns into an existential crisis.
Lightweight, breathable, and just stretchy enough to handle those dramatic “why me?!” swings, this polo keeps you looking good while your scorecard falls apart.
Why You’ll Love It:
Moisture-Wicking Magic – Keeps your “frustration sweat” invisible during your meltdown on 14.
All-Day Stretch – Built for full swings, club slams, and that half-hearted walk of shame to the next tee box.
Wrinkle-Resistant – So you look sharp, even if your game is falling apart.
Mood Translator – No need to speak; the polo says it all.
Perfect for those rounds where you swear it’s your last… until next weekend, when you’re right back out there asking the same question: Why?
Customer Reviews
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Great Design
I picked up the “3 Putt” polo, and it’s quickly become my favorite shirt in the closet. The fabric is lightweight, breathable, and has just the right amount of stretch — perfect for hot Texas rounds. I love that it’s moisture-wicking too, because I don’t have to worry about sweat showing up halfway through the back nine.
What really sold me, though, is the personality behind the design. Golf can be frustrating, and the playful name “3 Putt”is a great conversation starter out on the course. I’ve had multiple people ask me where I got it, and it always gets a laugh.
I’ll definitely be grabbing a couple more designs soon. Great fit, great price, and a brand that just gets what golf is really about: fun.
— JL., Austin TX
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Couldn't be happier
I bought the “Please and No!” polos, and I couldn’t be happier. The material feels premium — soft, stretchy, and it keeps me cool even during long afternoon rounds. I was surprised how well it holds up after a wash too; no wrinkles, no shrinking.
What I love most is the attitude behind the shirt. Golf is supposed to be fun, and this polo makes that clear the second you step on the tee box. It’s the perfect blend of performance and personality.
I’ll be back for the “Finished” polo next. Keep the designs coming — this brand is onto something big.
— Mycol, Houston TX
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Favorite Golf Polo
Picked up the “Finished” polo last month, and I’ve already worn it more than anything else in my closet. The fit is spot on — not too baggy, not too slim — and the fabric breathes really well in the Texas heat. Played 18 holes in it last weekend and stayed comfortable the whole time.
The design cracks me up too. Golf can be brutal, and the “Finished” name couldn’t be more accurate after a tough round. It’s fun, but it still looks sharp enough that I’d wear it straight into the clubhouse or even out to lunch.
— Daniel ., Dallas TX
